"Bill Althouse, a Colorado activist who identifies himself as executive director of the Campaign to Regulate Alcohol Like Marijuana..."

"... offers some modest proposals for alleviating this disparity, including..."

• If a child sees a parent consume alcohol, Protective Services may remove the child from the home.
• If a parent has one drink, it will cause loss of custody of children in a divorce case.
• No alcohol may be served by the drink anywhere in Colorado.
• All publicly viewable consumption at sporting events, backyards , political rallies, fraternal organizations, breweries, vineyards, farmers markets, and picnics, even if the alcohol is free, is a crime.
• Alcohol consumption outside a private home is a crime.
• No alcohol advertising is allowed except for adult only publications.
• All alcohol production and sales must be a monopoly selected by the State.
• All craft beer is illegal, only large brewers may be licensed as retailers
• All alcohol sales are package sales only, must be in child proof containers and placed in plain dark paper exit packaging stapled shut before leaving the store.
• Non Colorado citizens will be limited to one bottle of beer per purchase.
• Colorado citizens will be limited to a six pack per purchase.
• Home brewers must grow their hops under artificial lights in a separate locked space and brewing must also occur in that locked space. Using sunshine is a crime.
• Alcohol retailers must only sell alcohol and nothing else.
• Outside investment in beer production or hops growing is illegal.

Haven't used my "other Althouses" tag in a long time.

Remember: I am not responsible for the sayings and doings of other Althouses.