From
"My Kid's Insane Christmas Wish List, Annotated." (Via
Metafilter.)
Also on the list: and "A pet puppy. Border collie with a peacesign coller, and a leash" and "1,000 bucks."
The dad's annotations are not as enjoyable as they'd be if he'd resisted appealing to Deadspin readers by using the f-word repeatedly. Not that I don't use that word. Just that he's interacting with the innocent expression of his young daughter, and — even though she's not reading this (not yet, anyway) — it doesn't work to say things like "The fuck is this?" and "Great. Fucking great."
Too bad, because otherwise this
is seems to be great material. And maybe I want to take a stronger position on appropriating the sweetness of children for cheap, adult yucks. I know that when I was a young girl, it hurt me to hear adults finding great amusement in what I only understood years later to be how adorable I had been long ago when the concept was quite unknown to me.
IN THE COMMENTS: MadisonMan said...
American Girl Dolls are the perfect Grandmother-to-Granddaughter gift, if you can afford it.
File this information away, Althouse, just in case :) Not sure if you can get them through the althouse portal.
Well, you sure can!
Here's Saige, the American Girl Doll of 2013, and
here's her border collie, Rembrandt, who comes with a leash. Don't know if it's a peace sign "coller." Seems to me that if the father did a little more poking around in Amazon, he'd have figured out that the child wasn't requesting a real border collie, just an accessory for the Saige doll she wants.
And thanks, again, to all who've been doing your shopping through
The Althouse Amazon Portal.
