Target apologizes for calling the color of a plus-size dress "manatee gray"...

... where the same dress in smaller sizes was called "dark heather."

What are the chances that some devious Target color-namer intentionally insulted large women?

Well, the place is called — speaking of names — Target. Maybe they sit around thinking: Who can we target today?

This is a new pastime for the paranoid: Look for insults planted in product names. The shopkeepers actually hate you. They're saying it constantly, injuring you repeatedly, just below the level where you notice?. Wake up! Everybody is laughing at you!