"Christopher Dorner, this is Charlie Sheen. You mentioned me in your manifesto..."

"... so thank you for your kind words. I am urging you to call me. Let's figure out together how to end this thing."

You mentioned me in your manifesto.... That's a statement you don't often hear.

Sheen doesn't give a phone number, so call me seems a bit more unrealistic that the usual outreach to a murdering manifestarian.